I am sure you are eager to read these jokes and enjoy,why late
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Boyfriend: Ring
GF: O really...Sweetheart!
BF: I will give you a Ring but do not accept my call tomorrow,
my mobile balance is very low sweetheart.
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2) Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I'm going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How's that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring
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3) Johny johny, Yes papa..!!!
Private job, Yes papa!
Lot of tension, Yes papa!
Too much work, Yes papa!
Family life, No papa!
BP-sugar, High papa!
Yearly bonus, Joke papa…!!!
Monthly pay, Low papa!
Personal life, Lost papa!
Weekly off…, Ha Ha Ha….!!
Private job, Yes papa!
Lot of tension, Yes papa!
Too much work, Yes papa!
Family life, No papa!
BP-sugar, High papa!
Yearly bonus, Joke papa…!!!
Monthly pay, Low papa!
Personal life, Lost papa!
Weekly off…, Ha Ha Ha….!!
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4) Wife:- Today, I want to relax. So I have brought
5) A 4th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
I'm sick & tired of finding your "x"
Just accept d fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!
three movie tickets…!!
Husband:- why three tickets…???
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Wife:- You and your parents….
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Wife:- You and your parents….
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5) A 4th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:I'm sick & tired of finding your "x"
Just accept d fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!
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Very Funny blog. I really like the 3rd one and really suit to my profession. Thanks
ReplyDeleteHere are few funny jokes in Hindi also get them.